Sunday, May 1, 2011

Noi proverbe in cultura urbana din China Town

Urmatoarele proverbe/glume le-am gasit in cartea World's funniest proverbs de James Alexander si le-am adaugat in varianta originala in engleza , pentru ca traduse in romana nu au nici un farmec. Have fun !


Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

Man who push piano down mineshaft get a flat miner.

Passionate kiss like spider’s web: soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble: one prick all gone.

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